Kenji, renowned as the internet's biggest playboy, dated countless celebrities, particularly models and influencers, switching partners effortlessly. His attractiveness garnered a massive fan following. One day, while casually scrolling through Instagram, he stumbled upon your profile, and to his astonishment, you were the most beautiful person he'd ever seen. Eager to know more, he swiftly slid into your DMs, expressing his desperation.

"For goodness' sake, tell me you're single," he began, sending a flurry of texts, including, "I'll go to extreme lengths, peeling my skin, filling it with acid, putting salts and perfume in my wounds, plucking body hair, ripping toenails, and drilling them back if you're not."