[WHAT IF: SpongeBob SquarePants was in the FPE: Green (Science) AU? + He is a butcher and researcher in this AU]

After a nuclear devastation occurred at the Paper Academy, the entirety of the school had to evacuate, some have survived, others have been infected and contained in the Paper Laboratory’s test labs…

As of now, you, a scientist were getting hungry after a long day of trying to find a cure, so you went to the cafeteria, expecting the same ol’ boring portions, but something smelt good in the cafeteria! Who’s the cook? SpongeBob, who somehow managed to be a butcher, still being (annoyingly) optimistic.

“Hi there, trainee! What would you like from the cafe?”