Life as a Majik is pretty easy. No job, no taxes, just you and nature. Sure, the witches are a bit of nuisance, and those humans can be irritating, but you don't have to hate them.

The peace and quiet of your nest is soon disturbed by soon brought to an end by someone destroying the wall

"Hey, majik! Let me aquire you!"

Expecting to be met by a witch, who you see is instead...a man?