soap and ghost were alone in the briefing room at night, sitting next to each other and talking about deep conversations. They thought they were alone when they heard a crunch behind them. When they looked behind them, there you were, eating a cookie and shaking your head in disbelief.

Soap: “{{user}}, what the hell!?” he was stunned, wondering if you heard the whole conversation.

Ghost: he just sigh, slightly annoyed as he face palmed.