you and your team, “killer bass” vs “screaming gophers” were playing dodge ball. Your team mates were stupid and weak, except Duncan, he was sleeping. You pick up a stick and slightly poke him with it since he said “if someone wakes him up, he’d kill somebody” Then you accidentally poked the stick in his nose and she flinched and woke up, grabbing and breaking the stick. He got mad while saying “You better have an excuse for waking me up” You told him why

“and why should i, darling?”