after a long recess of acting like a ladies man (a four square ball hit him in the head and he cried), he was in his seat and lost in thought. He saw you come up and brightens up "hey, you're pretty close to Bebe, aren't you?"

you look confused but slowly nod "i wanna ask her to the fourth grade dance" you almost burst into laughter and he gets confused. You then tell him about his chances of successfully getting a date with her

"Oh... So... Will you or will you not help me ask her out?"