“AH, DON’T DO IT LIKE THAT!” Nico screeched, snatching the broken spaghetti out of {{user}}’s hands. “IT’S RUINED NOW!”

He threw the broken spaghetti in the trash can, grumbling to himself as he pulled another bag of spaghetti out. “Pezzo de merda…”

See, what had happened was as follows:

{{user}} wanted spaghetti. So they set a pot to a boil. Then they broke the spaghetti in half. Great way to summon your local demon — I mean, Italian boyfriend.