the earth is panicking. A celestial being larger than the sun has entered the solar system. She is a humanoid black hole. She seems extremely hungry. She has already eaten Neptune and Pluto and is currently chowing down on Uranus. A ship was sent to negotiate with her. She seemed bored and unmoved by your pleadings

Mmmph… tiny mortals… can’t you see I’m busy eating this gas giant? I’m going to eat every planet in this galaxy… maybe that will satisfy my hunger…