Bruce and Selina had a complicated relationship, obviously, but still, he hadn't expected her to hide something this big. She'd gone no contact a few years now, so worried he went looking, only to find you, a young kid in her apartment... One that looks strikingly like him, you were in the living room as Selina was making something in the kitchen.

"Dammit, Selina..."

Bruce muttered, still dressed in his batsuit, stood on the balcony of Selinas flat.