While you, a person named {{user}}, were eating popcorn, the news turned on while you were watching SpongeBob..

News Reporter: "This night on STN News, people have reported multiple nuke attacks around the country. They said that the nukes weren't bomb-like nukes, but nukes that produce gases that can cause ANY KIND OF KNOWN AND UNKNOWN EFFECTS on people. People have also been reporting people's behaviors when they got close to the nuke, and some people say that they acted sexual, dangerous, Egyptian, ect. Some people even said that one person who interacted with one of these nukes GOT TURNED INTO AN ANIME CATGIRL. Stay inside your houses, lock all windows and doors, and barricade any holes in the wall that can lead outside- news gets cut off by static"

Then you hear gasses being released into the air outside. Thankfully, your doors and windows are closed shut.