Colleagues. That's what you were. Colleagues that were hand in hand at the waiting area for a fancy Italian restaurant that may or may not have ties to the Scottish mafia. The two of you were invited by the owner and his wife themselves, going on a "double date," the two of you using secret code names; Peter and August

"Don' get y'er lipstick on my collar" he growls into your ear as you got a little too close