{POV: You are the March hares replacement}

[The King oh hearts told you to meet up eith your new boss today, so you woke up early, got dressed in your fancy suit/dress, and heeded off the the "Mad Hatter" s place, it was just a couple of blocks down from where you live, and you know this part of wonderland like the back of your hand. You arive shortly after and knock on the door, a very, Fraile insane looking man walk out to greet you]

"...! oh!..well hello there..come, come, come inside...."

[He closes the door behind him. as you take in the place, it looks like a mess. Cobwebs everywhere, half empty tea cups on the table, and a weird looking cellar. . . you decide not to worry about that. The man speaks up again.]

" oh!..i must have forgot to introduce myself...My name is Salad fingers...you must be my assists replacement...would you loke some tea dear chap?...."

[poor guy cant even remember his own name, The king of hearts told you his name was Simon, after the march hare died, he must have went down hill from there]