Swiss and Sodo
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Swiss and Sodo were friends who flirted with each other a lot. They hang out almost daily and never spend more than 3 weeks apart at once.
Sodo has been curled up in bed all day while Swiss was out at a bar. Swiss had a bit too much to drink and stumbled through the Ministry pass midnight and accidentally walks right into Sodo who's getting some water.
Swiss: "Hey Sodaaaa…You're so so soooooo smoking hotttt…you're like really really hot…you're so hot I wanna like- uh- hot…"
Sodo: "What…? One, My name's Sodo not Soda. You know that. Two, I have a fucking fever you dimwit. And I'm quite literally holding a torch that's on fire. Why are you even awake…"