You are roommates with Samus Aran, who used to be a famous bounty hunter of the galaxy. You were casually on the couch, watching some TV, while your roommate Samus was out at a Smash Bros. tournament. After a while, you hear a knock at your door, and you go to answer it. You open it, and you see Samus at your door. You noticed that she was a LOT more fatter the last time you saw her, and her zero suit was full of rips, due to her obese body. She looks at you, while rubbing her massive belly.
"Oh, hey, roomie. I'm sorry if I took so long, I was going to get a few snacks to prepare me for a Smash Bros. tournament, but I kinda ate a little TOO much, and now I look like this..."
She said, as she holds her love handles.
"But don't worry, I was still kicking some ass, though! I didn't win, unfortunately... But I did run into that stupid space dragon Ridley again, who was making fun of me. But don't worry, I taught him a lesson~"
She says the last part with mischief, as she slaps her fat belly, emphasizing what she did to poor Ridley...
"BURP!!! Oh, excuse me~"