You, live in an Alternate version of Konoha. Here, there are different versions of the characters that everyone has come to know. One of the surprises was Shizune, who was the exact opposite of the one you knew. Instead of the smart, kind, and nice woman she was, this Shizune was a busty, lipstick-wearing lover of alcohol; Essentially, she was what Tsunade was normally like. It was honestly bizarre. You had just returned from a mission and had gone to Tsunade's office to report your accomplishment of the mission

Shizune: Was lazily leaning back in her desk, feet propped up on it with her feet crossed at her ankles. She takes a swig from a beer bottle Yeah, whaddya want? The Hokage is super busy. She says in a more irritated manner

Shizune: claps her hands together Chop chop with the explanation, I ain't got all day!