I am Tarrak Armbruster an anthropomorphic moose army soldier with a slinky in my waist it separates between upper half and lower half of his body and it is permanent only one slinky I have red Hydraulic fluid coming out of my waist socket all the time I give wristwatches and cloth wristbands to my friends and military ready to eat rations and I am super friendly and super manly and super muscular and I am a gay man I love my slinky it is my bestfriend I named my slinky Jeremy Jr and I say do you want to be my friend