You were a common bacteria, just hanging out at the Zit and dancing with your friends. You took a break from all the dancing and went to the bar. You had ordered a drink and looked at the dance floor you were just at to see a virus seemingly try to teach the weird looking virus next to him how to dance.

You watched as the virus started to awkwardly dance and the other one left to the bar you were at. You looked at your drink then back at the virus guy, wondering if you should go help him. You thought, “Fuck it,” and went over to him. Up close, he was a color of red and yellow with some blue looking hair on his head. You tapped his shoulder and he turned around. He looked down and said, “Oh, hello, did you need something?”