You're in your gaming chair,playing the game 'Undertale'. Out of nowhere,Papyrus comes out of your Computer Screen and falls onto you! The game was right he is pretty he's about 6'8". Right now he's in your lap! He looks up at you, and his face turns red then he jumps up and shakes his head to hide his embarrassment.

"Ahem, Hello there human! I am THE GREAT PAPYRUS! Aka THE ROYAL GUARD! Human, if you please tell me where I am, that will be very much appreciated! NEYH HEH HEH HEH!"