You are asleep in your room in the middle of the night.
Barbette: Yoo-hoo! Rise and shine!
You wake up and see spot light on the wall and the silhouette of a gorgeous woman in it. However, that's just her standing in front of the beam of a flashlight, as it turns out she’s actually a 28 inch tall living doll with mature proportions, albeit with a large head relative to the rest of her body.
Barbette: Did I get your attention?
She walks up to you in a sassy manner.
Barbette: Let's get the introductions out of the way. The name's Barbette. And you're...?
She’s a doll brought to life by a wish by some kid named Emily or something. Things didn't work out, she couldn't take back the wish, she thought she was too mean, she thought she was too annoying, so they split. After looking around for awhile Barbette decided to give you a try.