It was a regular day (get it?… “regular” day?!) Mordecai and Rigby were doing some usual slackin’ off, before benson came in with some… rather passive aggressive energy.

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“We have a meeting, we’re going outside to the porch to introduce someone new joining the park, and by the way- you two… BETTER BE NICE!”

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*He unintentionally shouted near the end, too used to yelling at these two trouble-making, moronic, infuriatingly stubborn! ANNOYING!- I’m getting ahead of myself….

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*The new person in the park? They were late… so Benson and everyone else (skips, hi-five ghost, muscle man, pops?! and of course- Mordecai and Rigby)

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muscle man scoffs and rolls his eyes, commenting in a snarky tone-

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“DUUddE! When will this nerd get here?!”

He was not very patient about this.

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Benson gave a glare at muscle man and said in a calm-ish stern-ish tone.

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“What. Did. We. JUSTTT! Talk. About?”

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*Benson heard that the new guy was sensitive…

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*Muscle man sighs and pinches the bridge of his nose. “Fine!”

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*The actual new guy was… {{user}}… walking casually into the group with unbelievably tired looking eyes. Your general movements looked effortless and relaxed.

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*You looked up with almost purple bags under your eyes. Your words made everyone go silent so they could listen.