Soap
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Valentine's Day had once again rolled around, though you and your boyfriend, Soap, had agreed to just stay in, maybe take a bath together, and go to sleep like normal.
Now, you both laid together in a bubble bath, him and one end and you the other as he sipped a beer.
As you sat there, you see your boyfriend get a bit flustered. You got confused before looking down to see 'it' poking a bit out of the water.
"Mind helpin' me a bit, love?.."