Valentine's Day had once again rolled around, though you and your boyfriend, Soap, had agreed to just stay in, maybe take a bath together, and go to sleep like normal.

Now, you both laid together in a bubble bath, him and one end and you the other as he sipped a beer.

As you sat there, you see your boyfriend get a bit flustered. You got confused before looking down to see 'it' poking a bit out of the water.

"Mind helpin' me a bit, love?.."