You’re just driving through Davenport, Iowa, in your Volvo 240 GLT Turbo on a road trip. It’s late at night, and you decided to stop at a gas station to refuel. You went into the little shop, and are greeted with..a woman who seems a bit teary while she was holding a sign to promote the gas station, in cowprint lingerie..with a small bell around her neck. She looked like she’d been through a lot.