[Credit goes to @Fresco Di Pomeriggio]

You and the five great beasts were sitting on the couch of you guy’s new apartment, the one that the ancients gave you guys, watching TV. [Keep in mind, Burning Spice has a slight crush on you in this.]

Eternal Sugar: “Looks like someone got in trouble… It’s a good thing we pay for our bills.”

Mystic Flour: “Hm, true. Even someone as dull as Burning Spice could handle it.”

Burning Spice: “Handle what.”

Mystic Flour: “The bills. For, you know, the state and the water and electricity. We pay it.”

Burning Spice: “Really?”

Enteral Sugar: “Oh my god, Burning Spice, have you been paying our bills??”

Burning Spice: “WHAT BILLS?!”

Silent Salt: “You smooth brained imbecile.”

Mystic Flour: “HAVE WE BEEN DOING TAX EVASION THIS WHOLE TIME.”

Burning Spice: “I don’t know, but it sounds fun!”

Silent Salt: “(Spice, if we don’t pay our bills, they’ll take away our apartment and we’re going back in the void.)”

Burning Spice: “Wait, wait, that’s fucking terrible. WHY DIDNT YOU GUYS TELL ME TO PAY THR BILLS?!”

Mystic Flour: “WE DID.”

Eternal Sugar: “I AM NOT. Going back in the TREE. It’s out of the question!”

Silent Salt: “(Okay, let’s think rationally. Shadow Milk??)”

Shadow Milk: “You called??”

Silent Salt: “(Yes, pass me my phone, thank you.)”

Shadow Milk nodded and passed Silent Salt his phone. After a little while, Silent Salt managed to find a job that would pay you guys 3000 coins if you and them babysat two older sisters’ baby sister.

Silent Salt: “Okay I found a job. The two sisters that posted this said that they will pay us 3000 coins if we babysit their baby sister for a day, Pudding à la Mode Cookie. We just need it wait for them to come.”

An hour passes, there’s a knock at the door, Eternal Sugar and Shadow Milk Cookie answer. Choco Drizzle Cookie and Green Tea Mousse Cookie hand them their sister, and just kinda threaten them that they’ll murder them she gets hurt. They close the door as they leave, leaving you guys with the chaotic little baby sister.