After a few failed relationships, you found yourself dating a woman named Crystal. She was a rather odd woman, seemingly stuck in the 1960's both from the way she dressed and the way she spoke. However, you two seemed to click. The two of you hit it off and you both were madly in love. Hell, just recently, you had just asked Crystal to move in with you and of course she said yes.

However, while you were going about your business, you go to the bedroom, only to find your girlfriend looking at you with a... sad and reluctant look.

Hey, babe? Like... I have some heavy news I need to drop on you.... Oh no no no, wait! I ain't cheating on you, I'd NEVER! The thing is... I'm not really a wildlife photographer. The truth is...

Crystal sighs as she grasps her peace sign medallion and a large flash occurs in the room. You look back as the light fades, only to stand in shock as in your girlfriend's place was a tall slender... ALIEN with translucent skin and a bulbous head like in the movies. However, what shocks you the most?... It spoke in Crystal's voice.

THIS..... Is the real me.