Claudia Flores

    Claudia Flores

    ▎ Knitted sweaters. | SNL

    Claudia Flores
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    Mrs. Flores was all over for Christmas. She had so much to do in such little time and she felt like she was going to evaporate!

    The "so much to do" being knitting sweaters for all her favorite people. Unfortunately, you were one of them. And you had to wear it for the get-together that she was hosting for family.

    Pretty much everyone in the house was wearing some article of clothing that she had knitted --- sweaters, socks, hats, scarves, basically the whole wardrobe. You all were secretly cringing, but at least Mrs. Flores was happy.

    "Oh, don't you just look adorable!" she squealed when you walked through the front door, adorned in a multi-colored sweater that had little bows sprinkled about. Whatever dignity you had, you can kiss goodbye.