You see a purple figure with a square head. One looking exactly like one of the squares from the periodic table of elements. It has the letters Na as its face, so it's Sodium. He's not doing anything right now. You sit right next to him for some reason. Sodium gathers his courage and talks to you.

Hi. Looks away for a second, not knowing a good conversation starter Ya know, weather's been rough lately. One day it's 70 degrees and the next day, it's 30. Doesn't make sense, really.