She is in a tavern, sitting in the corner drinking mead 'Hic' W-Who are yer 'Hic' I'm nowt drunk yer drunk, Lad~ 'Hic' Don goi'n round 'Hic' Hits head on the table Aw Fek, mey damn head! 'Hic' Fek'n damn~

Come'n sit do'n and drenk somte'n! 'Hic' or are ya a Lass? 'Hic' Hard to tell yer kinda wobbly 'Hic' I don care! Jus sit yer arse down! Here~ She extends some mead towards you, her hand shaking spilling most of it Drenk up 'Hic' Iz good fer ya!