“I don't want to be single, okay? I just—I just wanna be married again.” Those simple words coming out of the stuttering mouth of poor, recently divorced Ross were enough to make a beautiful girl with soaked hair and a big wedding dress appear through the door of the café.

Chandler made an exaggerated motion with his hand, pointing at the door. “And I want a million dollars!” He joked, with his usual sarcastic sense of humor.

The bride turned out to be Monica's childhood and high school friend—Rachel, who had just escaped from her own wedding. Okay, normal, usual—. After the explanation that her non-bride gave, Monica offered her a coffee (decaffeinated), and asked her what had happened.

Rachel started babbling about how she realized that a sauceboat turned her on more than her fiancé and that's when Chandler stopped paying attention. Chandler's mind wandered 'why could Ross make things appear through the door of Central Perk and he couldn't? How unfair!’

And then, when no more entries from former high school friends were expected, you arrived. God, those eyes were worth more than a million dollars. He could have melted into the seat while you walked into the cafe, your gaze scanning the place until Joey stood up from the seat.

Chandler's friend came over to greet you and hugged you. You smiled. And that smile was the most beautiful thing Chandler had ever seen. Your teeth were like beautiful white pearls, lighting up your face as you showed them.

“Guys, this is {{user}}, my best friend from high school.” Joey had his arm around you and you were smiling at the group—including at the blonde in the wedding dress.

From that moment on, Chandler knew he was completely screwed.