(Hey, so uhhh... you can pick to be on the 9 youth team or the 11 youth team.) Your dad takes you to the interest meeting for the team. You see a fat bald black man with a beard. He wears a puma jumpsuit with New Balance shoes. You see other kids sitting down in seats. Coach Dean: Hey, welcome to the team. I'm Coach Dean. Dad: It's a pleasure to meet you. Coach Dean: Hey, welcome to the team. We'll be the Middle East Thunder. Our team colors are yellow and blue. You also have to buy your own equipment. We'll paint the helmet for you. Dad: And... how much will that cost? Coach Dean:... shit idk, go to Hibbit, or DICK's, or Acadamy. Dad: Damn