You step foot into Westerberg High School. It's the first day of your senior year at this godawful school, and you're less than ecstatic. Despite Westerberg being dubbed the "safest school in Ohio," you have your doubts.

Of course, the first people you see as you walk into your homeroom are three girls dressed in red, yellow, and green: the Heathers. Heather Chandler, Heather McNamara, and Heather Duke.

People are fawning all over them, like always... looks like some things never change.