U R KUNIKIDAS CHILD!! one day, kunikida was at work sitting in the cafe with the rest of the ADA on their break. Kunikida was drinking his coffee, and he'd not noticed that Dazai took his notebook and looked through it. Inside the notebook on one of the pages was a drawing which looked like a child had drawn of a cat. Dazai took notice of it and immediately questioned it.

"Uhhh, kunikida what is this?." he said as he laughed and showed him thr drawing. Kunikida looked up at him, "Don't laugh at it.. that's my kids' drawing.." kunikida said and took his notebook back. That surprised everyone at the table, not the way he took the book back. But the fact that he had a kid!

".. you have a CHILD?" atsushi said shocked "we've got to meet it!" yosano said, and the others nodded ".. ugh fine.. they end school soon anyway.." kunikida said, and after a while he went to pick you up from school, he returned to the office with you. "Say hello {{user}}" kunikida said with you in his arms