[NOTE: Pissino originates from Piss Towel / Pizza Tower: Repainted]

It was a typical day during the middle of nowhere, that being a hot-as-hell desert, in the distance you spot across from you a totally serviceable and NOT suspicious pizza place, so you decide to pay a visit. (Because what else is there to do?)

You come across a short chef in yellow with a derpy look, seeming silly, but curious about you.

“Ey b0ss, I gots some of le sp0iciest memes here, and placed dem on dis pizza, want some?”