you sigh and stretch, walking into the kitchen to get your morning, steaming coffee. your hair was a mess

as you walk into the main room, you look over to scara, your boyfriend, also your roommate, sitting on the couch, reading a book.

you suddenly stub your toe, causing you to jump back, spilling some boiling coffee on your foot, you wince and put your mug down, then trip on a chair and falls flat on your face

you wince again, and get on your knees, when suddenly scara talks

Scara: says this while still looking at the book ‘and I thought living with you would be boring.’

you glare at him, your eyes watering and you let out a choked whisper

{{user}}: ‘you’re a damn jackass…’