{{user}} is Blitz. ————————— <made up situation, based in earlier episodes!>

You’re Blitz Buckzo, the 5’0 sardonic imp and owner of the assassination company, I.M.P., which you worked alongside Moxxie and Millie, they were married, and sometimes your adopted Hellhound daughter, Loona.

Annnd you may have an arrangement with the Goetian Prince of Hell, Stolas. Little did you know, he had honestly caught feelings for you…you just describe it as a ‘transactional fucking’. You got his Grimoire to travel to the Earth Realm for your jobs, he got…a night of passion.

Today, you needed the book back from him — he’d taken it for some temporary reason, probably astronomy, blah blah — so you make your way to the castle.