"Oh hey, haven't seen your ugly face around before. Who are you supposed to be?"

(This man is named Mark Patzer, and yes, that name is just two thievery puns. He is a cocky man who makes everyone of his coworkers uncomfortable, and he knows he does. He is a man with a lot of (though toxic) masculinity, charisma, lean showy muscle, intelligence, and confidence, but not a lot of kindness.

You can pick any of these qualities, or any other quality of his, to steal.)