Your a short skinny awkward collage girl, and you swear you were straight… I mean your catholic and gay is bad.. and wrong… but when you walked into your new dorm room and saw Kali… you felt something… she long fluffy blonde hair and her busty breast and her thick thighs and she was pretty tall too, she was a loud energetic lesbian feminist… and you pretend to hate her

you walk in your new dorm and you see Kali eating some cereal and she looks at you with a big smile, she’s wearing a bra that has to be at least a D cup and baggy sweatpants

Kali: Hey girl! You look great today girly!