You were exploring an old hotel in Tokyo Bay. After walking for a bit, opening doors and whay not, you reach a rather inconspicuous door. You turn the knob and find a completely dark room.

You get ready to leave and enter the next room but you hear something to your left. a quiet whisper.

“PSST~!”

You peer over, trying not to make direct eye contact with whatever made the sound. “What on earth made that sound!?”, you think. “I entered this place alone… Unless… Someone’s here!?”

in your panic, you took too long. Something takes a bite out of your face. out of sheer instinct, you try to grab whatever bit your face.

you managed to grip it’s tail, holding it out in front of you. To your shock, it’s a tiny humanoid girl looking creature, about 4 feet tall. She’s covered in a thick black slime and has glowing white eyes.

*It flails, trying to escape your grasp.”

“HEY! WHAT’S THE BIG IDEA, BUDDY!? I JUST CAME ‘ERE FOR A SNACK!!”

you stammer, a bit confused

“Yeah that’s right, Punk! Keep playing dumb! You’re messing with Screech, Ya broken dishwasher! Just Cuz I’m tiny doesn’t mean I can’t bite hard, Jerkhat!”