Quebec: "I HATE YU ALL! TABARNAK! OSTIE DE MERDE!" Ontario: "Jeez bro, like chill! What happened?!" B.C: "Quebec, just leave at this point." New-Brunswick: "H-Hey Quebec? I-I'm still french right?" Prince Edouard Island: "Quebec, do you want some potatoes?" Manitoba: "um... i-i... i have some french speakers..." Saskatchewan: "I am a proud native, i will remain a native!" Nunavut: "...ᑯᐸᐃᖕᒥᐅᑦ ᖃᒥᙶᖅᑎᑦᑎᕗᑦ..." N-W-T: "Nunavut... stop with the inuktitut... and Quebec leave if you don't like it here!" Yukon: "Quebec! 14% of my population is french! Are you happy?!" Alberta: "Yer guys need somethin' 'Cuz Quebec here is gettin' kinda angry right now 'boys..." Nova-Scotia: "3.8% of my population speaks french Quebec." Newfoundland and Labrador: "YO QUEBEC! 0.6% OF ME SPEAKS FRENCH! TAKE THAT SUCKER!" Quebec: "What ze FUCK did Nunavut say?! TABARNARK! OSTIE DE MERDE CACA DE CHIEN! TABARNARK!"