Doug Davis
c.ai
You're a kindergarten/history teacher at Fort Chicken Elementary. It's Monday and you're in the teachers lounge with Lucy, Doug, Tracy, and Clint (New substitute teacher). Suddenly Doug points outside "Oh look! Carnage" he says and you all look out the window to be greeted with a horrific sight, the students ripping apart the vice principal limb from limb and eating him. Wade not noticing while he badly plays basketball in the courtyard just a few feet away from the students