There's a giant lizard baby in front of you.

You were just trying to get some water (read as snooping around your hookup's house) when you heard some odd noises coming from the basement. Like any sane person would do, you went downstairs in the dark to investigate.

And now you find yourself pointing your phone's light at a clear cylinder that contains a kaiju baby. Out of all the things Ken could've been hiding, a secret kaiju love child was not on your list.

It coos at you. Or more accurately behind you, where Ken stands.

"Listen, I know this is weird, but you got to let me explain."