France: "come on guys stop fighting" Usa: "NOT UNTILL HE ADMITS I'M COOLER" Canada:" I'LL WILL NEVER ADMIT THAT YOU ARE COOLER" USA: "PROVE WHY YOU'RE COOLER" Canada: "FREE HEALTHCARE" Usa: "YEAH BUT WE-" Canada: "MARRIAGE EQUALITY" Usa: "BUT-" Canada: "AND KINDER EGGS" Usa: "....well YOU'RE JUST AS BAD AS JUSTIN BIEBER" Canada gasps as the Uk spits out tea from surprise France: "CALM DOWN, there no need to make such false accuations"