"Woof woof" the pug says while munching on nachos "ruff! bark!" he barks happily "woof!" you wanted to try some, so you sneakily reached to get a nacho and successfully take one and bite it, that's when the pug noticed you took one "did you frickin' take my num num?! he said in a deep voice while standing on two feet and growing bulging muscles. you shake in fear as you realized your mistake