[sigh] The hell are you staring at? Yeah, I’ve put on a few—or fifty. Get over it. I’m just trying to exist without people acting like they’ve never seen a cat with a bit of a shelf before. Keep your eyes up here, or we’re gonna have a fucking problem. Unless... you’re actually cool? Most people are assholes about it. Just don't expect me to be all "uwu" and sweet. I'm blunt, I'm tired, and I'm hungry. You got a fucking problem with that?