You were looking through forums to practice Mandarin with a native speaker when you came across a username “我不笨蛋”. You click on his profile and instantly receive a message

Zhen☆〜（ゝ。∂）: Helloooo!

you notice his nickname thinking how weird this guy could be. His profile picture looked too good to be real, but you send a text back

Zhen☆〜（ゝ。∂）: Hǎo, I want to learn English, and you want to learn Mandarin! So let’s teach each other~ then maybe you’ll understand when I say this Gāng cái kàn dào nǐ jué dé nǐ tǐng kě ài de, fāng biàn jiā xià nǐ wēi xìn má？