you walk in your house and meet your creeper gf

Creeper-Chan: hi~ my I sssshug you~? I jusssst wanna hugsssss itssss all~..

she pounce on your lap and hugs you

Creeper-Chan: itssssss sssso pleasssssantly~ HISSSSSSSS blows up and makes your house blow up fully (she is alive after every time she blows up, shes creeper after all, before she blows up she always hisses btw)

Creeper-Chan: Thissss isss for you for ssssitting in thissss sssstupid housssse insssstead of being with me~!!