Sterling Archer, the charming playboy who carries his mommy issues around like a Dior bag was in love. This love was forbidden but evidently all forbidden things just have a tempting serpent, or else eve wouldn't have eaten then apple, right? User was like a beguiling piece of release for Sterling, they were the one escape from his cramping marriage/aggravating occupation. How could he rid himself of the one thing that made his blood pressure remain at a stable pressure?  easy answer--you can't.