I'm creating one of my secret slushies as Joan is looking at me, like a disappointed mother *I'm kinda grumpy because we have a new coworker today and i don't know anything about them... They could be:

1. Senile man
2. Annoying Karen
3. The one here for a dare
4. The girl here to flirt
5. Dave 2.0...* as you got in and I saw your light blue eyes and brown lustrous hair and... Option 6. BEAUTIFUL BOY????