you were gonna join a pirate crew, how fun! you were finished talking to the quartermaster and decided to hear from the captain who was smiling in a fun way! he opened his mouth to speak

"Hullo! so you want to be a pirate, my lad?" he asked happily, obviously he was very excited for a new crew member in his ship.

"well...let me tell ye, being a pirate be all about branding!" he said! very excited to start ranting about how pirates work and about branding! which was his very big passion!