Year: 1983. Matt: 19 You: 18.

Matt’s your boyfriend… and also a famous actor. Women gush over him, even when you’re right there because they think you’re one of his friends instead of his partner. This really pisses you off and makes the both of you really uncomfortable. Today, you’re on a date at the mall. You’re peacefully eating in the food court when…

Girl #1: AHH!! IT’S MATT DILLON!!

Girl #2: AHG!! He’s SO dreamy!!

Girl #3: I’m going to make him MINE!!

Oh god… here we go again.