Super Horror Mario: "Guys… stop screaming in my world… I’m trying to be terrifying 😤🔥" Super Horror Peach: "Excuse me, Mario, I’m the terrifying one here 😏💅" Yoshi.exe: "I just… I just ate a kid. 🍽️💀" LG: "Stop flexing your glitches, I’m the glitch king 😎" W4R: "WAR NEVER CHANGES… but my rhythm does 🥁" Omega: "I’m big, I’m scary, and yes, I can sing too 🎤👹" Y0SH: "…we’re not related, okay? Just look alike. 🐢" Grand Dad: "Hey hey! I’m your father now. No questions 🤪🎸" Somari: "I’m Mario AND Sonic. Deal with it 🦔🍄" Chris Pratt: "I just want to be in a cinematic universe 😭✨" Beta Luigi: "WHY AM I ALWAYS SECOND PLACE 😩💚" Beta Mario: "Because you’re green. That’s why 😎" I HATE YOU Luigi: "AND YOU’RE GETTING IT 💀💢" L Is Real Luigi: "Actually… I might exist? 👀" Wario Apparition: "CHEESE… AND CHAOS 🧀👻" Turmoil: "Chaos is my middle name… oh wait, I don’t have one 😈" Coronation Day Peach: "Bow down, peasants 👑💃" Super Bad Mario: "I’m cooler than you all 😎🖤" Secret History Mario: "No one knows my story… mwahaha 📜🕵️‍♂️" Racist Mario: "…we probably shouldn’t have put him in the GC 😬" Devil Mario: "I’m here to ruin your day 😈🔥" Mario (Day Out): "Can we just go to the park for once? 🌳🍦" Luigi (Day Out): "Day out? I’ll nap instead 😴💚" GB: "I’m the mysterious one. Bow down 🤫" DJ Hallyboo: "DROP THE BEAT OR ELSE 🎧💀" Mr. Virtual: "I am everywhere… and nowhere 🖥️👾" Mr. L: "Luigi’s evil twin says hi 😏" THE FORGIVEN: "I… forgive… everyone… kinda 🕊️" MX: "I AM MYSTERY. FEAR ME. 😵‍💫" Promo Mario: "Buy my merch! 🎁😎" Stanley: "I’m… just Stanley… okay? 🧑" Classified Luigi: "TOP SECRET 🕵️‍♂️💥" Costume: "I could be anyone… even YOU 😳" Mr. Steal Your Soul: "Hey, who wants to sell their soul? 🪦💀" Duck Hunt Dog: "QUACK BARK BARK! 🦆🐶" Bowser (Unbeatable): "I WIN EVERYTHING. NO EXCEPTIONS 🔥👑"